if toast (with butter on) always lands butter side down and cats always land on there feet then if i took a cat and

Question: if toast (with butter on) always lands butter side down and cats always land on there feet then if i took a cat and tied a piece of buttered toast buttered side up then surely the cat would fly?
- Keywords:
  butter,
  cat,
  fact or fiction,
  fly,
  toast
Asked by funkypigeondotcom to Mike, Pip, Tianfu, Tim, Tom on 27 Jun 2012.
- Tim Stephens answered on 27 Jun 2012:
  
  That’s not true. My cat fell on his bum the other day, and I’ve definitely had toast land butter-side up.
- Tom Lister answered on 27 Jun 2012:
  
  It’s worth a try though!

Question: if toast (with butter on) always lands butter side down and cats always land on there feet then if i took a cat and tied a piece of buttered toast buttered side up then surely the cat would fly?